That’s it! I HATEEEEEEEE this house!!!!!!!!!! Because I have to put up with water leaking problems, funghi proliferation, lousy front door, idle washing machine & microwave, and above all SLUGS!!!!
I oughtta express my hatred and if possible I would have burnt the whole house down and shouted at the top of my lungs: You are f***ing going down!!!!
There was a huge slug appearing on my bedroom’s wall last night, a few inches from the door. Geez can you ever imagine sharing your room with a slug??!! My reactions upon seeing it was spontaneous, as if a warning alarm has been alerted: Screeched in fright and run like hell.
HYin and LJ had to take care of it afterwards.
I merely slept and I barely moved the whole night, for the pictures of horrific images kept flashing through my mind. I did not dare to move for fear that once I turned my head around I’d come face to face with another huge slug, lying beside me. Or there would be loads of them all over my room, on the floor, the wall, the wardrobe…. Worse, they would eat my alive! Dammit, now that my room is no longer safe. Might as well commit suicide.
Things that I hate, no. No, in this context ‘hate’ is inappropriate to describe how I feel towards them, ‘fear & horror’ would be more relevant here.
The Top 3:
Regardless of the size, any organism that does not possess any legs or too many legs e.g. caterpillar would have given me a cardiac arrest. And slugs happened to be in this category. Worse comes to worst, I tear like a baby, as what happened last night. I could not explain as to why I am sooooooooooo afraid of them. By just typing the word ‘worms’ is already potent enough to give me goose bumps. At the very sight of them, I could go berserk. Maybe it’s in the gene. I remembered my grandma used to tell me how a leech could enter the vagina and breed there. I questioned the credibility of the story, albeit it did scare the sh*t out of me. But between a telltale and a fact, I chose the fact. Although unlike leech, slugs are basically ‘vegetarians’, they are still my enemy of the enemies!
Rodents
Rats, mouse, lemming….whateva that comes under the family is a threat to me, again regardless of size. That’s the reason why I will never ever opt for hamster as a pet. Well no doubt it’s nice to look at, but….betta stay away from me. Never ever come near me in a few metres radius!
Height
I still remember back in my uni days when I had to take the stairs leading up to DK3 and DK4 (UTAR, Setapak campus) which is situated at the top floor of the 4-storey building. When I ascended the stairs I never looked down, or to left/right. And I walked as far from the banister as possible.
Gonna arm myself with tonnes of salt. You’d betta watch out slugs!! I shall show you no mercy!!! *Evil laughs*
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